FINAL NOTICE. Your payment is due.

You guys are walking on thin ice. You’ve managed to not completely disappoint us in your last “challenges,” but honestly, you don’t seem like you’re cut out for this. Your singing? I guess if you call using your vocal cords to make dying bird noises, that counts. Seriously, do you even WANT your beaver? ‘Cause we’ll gladly put him out of his misery.

But, we don’t go back on our word, and we still want things from you – we didn’t kidnap this aquatic rodent for nothing.

So here’s what you’re gonna do:

You (Beaver’s) are going to throw the biggest, most amazing party you’ve ever had at the restaurant. No shenanigans. No chicanery. Just a big freaking party. You are going to call it the SOB (Save Our Beaver) Party. You are going to have drink specials and delicious food (including but not limited to mac ‘n’cheese).

And here’s another little mystery… for you and for every single beaver “fan” out there. Want us to reveal ourselves? You have to earn our respect. We’ve set up clues all over town, and if your tiny brains can follow our cryptic directions, you might just find out who we are. Anyone can play. Anyone can win.

Here’s your first hint. If you find the next clue, post it on Facebook. We’re waiting…

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